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Be aware, Trixie’s “game” is rarely greater than 20% of her maximum game. That is often more than adequate for any given situation.

Is that you, Sparkle? Haven’t you learned anything from your pink friend? Science can’t explain everything.

P. S. Tell that green-haired giraffe and his blue pig back in Ponyville to stop sending Trixie letters. They’re disturbing.

The mastery of no skill is out of Trixie’s firm and forceful grasp! Now, if you’ll excuse Trixie, she has shouting to practice. She nearly shouted her home apart last night. Trixie swears it is true.

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((Are we too late? Is this still topical?))

The Great & Powerful Trixie has finally arrived in your podunk town! Prepare yourselves for the greatest show of your lives during Trixie’s unprecedented Tour of Indefinite Length! (Trixie needs to lie low for awhile after the debacle back in Ponyville.)

Let the show begin!

Questions?

Anytime now.

You don’t expect Trixie to do all the work, now, do you?